It's like throwing away your cellphone and getting a dial telephone with a cord that goes to the wall.

It's like bringing back the good ol' black and white TV with rabbit ears antenna, cooking up some "Jiffy Pop" on the stove top, and sitting down to watch "I Love Lucy" and "The Honeymooners".

It's like going out and buying an Oldsmobile Roadmaster with no seat belts and a 400 cubic inch engine and snazzy tail fins then driving to the gas station and waiting for the three guys that work there to wash your windows, check your oil and fill 'er up.

The internet? Let's get rid of it and do it the old fasion way (send letters and go to the library)!

Get out those Elvis 45's and that record player and let's bring back the twist!

If McCain gets elected does that mean that Jack Benny and Bob Hope and Johnny Carson will come back too?

Will people start naming their kids "Biff" and "Cookie" again?

Will the temperature of the Earth go back to what is was in 1960 also?