Hi, I am supposed to create at 30 sec radio advertisement for a false product. This is for a marketing project and I am completely out of ideas. I need YOUR help.

What?

Safe Shot Laser SSL

high-tech interactive game combining functions of a TV and minicomputer
reproduces a variety of realistic battle situations
can be used indoors or possibly outdoors
harmless pinpoint beam of light from the laser pistol's barrel
scoring system calculates and records both hits and misses

Who?

SSL is intended for 18-34 year old which account for 65% of the total gaming player population.

Where?

Northern Division Region 1: 38% USA population
New England (Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont)
Middle Atlantic (New Jersey, New York and Pennsylvania)
East Central (Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio and Wisconsin)
Total Retail: 750,816
Median Age: 33.6
Average Household Effective Buying Income: ,247

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Based on the information above, please give me a short script or idea of what I can do.

THANK YOU! YOUR help is really appreciated!
Hey thanks Mr. Fantastic! That helps alot, only problem is getting the sounds I've been searching and im not quite getting the sounds I'm looking for

i have an antique model 90 majestic radio and would like to sell it to free up some garage space and am would like to know its value so i can ask a realistic price. As far as i can tell all the parts are original: cloth lined wires, oil capacitors, and vacuum tubes from General Electric, Sylvania America and RCA (the RCA tube has burned out). also if u could provide a source(s) that i could use to verify the vlaue i would greatly appreciate it, as i have absloutley no idea what it might be worth.

I want to know if there is any brand of DVD Home player which can support an FLV files recorded in a disk with no need to convert them to avi,xvid,etc.
This would be helpful to me because I have a lot of FLV files in my computer and I want to record them all in disks to make free memory space in my harddisk.

I need some type of portable recorder to record me singing during voice lessons/class. I've looked into various digital voice recorders and minidisc players, but the ones I've found are not good for recording singing, or need an additional mic, or not compatible with Vista.

What's a good recorder I can use for singing class? I need something portable that fits in my pocket (obviously, I can't be lugging around microphones, cables, laptops, and various attachments to class).

I want to be able to upload it onto my pc too (I'm using Windows Vista).

I'm looking for something under 0, if possible.

still turns on

Biscuit Cutter A.P. Ashbourne Super Soaker Lonnie Johnson
Folding Bed L.C. Bailey Bicycle Frame Issac R. Johnson
Coin Changer James A. Bauer Space Shuttle Retrieval Arm Wm. Harwell
Rotary Engine Andrew J. Beard Printing Press W.A. Lavallette
Car Couple Andrew J. Beard Envelope Seal F.W. Leslie
Letter Box G.E. Becket Laser Fuels Lester Lee
Stainless Steel Pads Alfred Benjamin Pressure Cooker Maurice W. Lee
Torpedo Discharger H. Bradberry Window Cleaner A.L. Lewis
Disposable Syringe Phil Brooks Pencil Sharpener John L. Love
Home Security System Marie Brown Fire Extinguisher Tom J. Marshal
Corn Planter Henry Blair Lock W.A. Martin
Cotton Planter Henry Blair Shoe Lasting Machine Jan Matzeliger
Ironing Board Sarah Boone Lubricators Elijah McCoy
Horse Bridle Bit L.F.Brown Rocket Catapult Hugh MacDonald
Horse shoe Oscar E. Brown Elevator Alexander Miles
Pacemaker Otis Boykin Gas Mask Garrett Morgan
Guide Missile Otis Boykin Traffic Signal Garrett Morgan
Lawn Mower John A. Burr Hair Brush Lyda Newman
Typewriter Burridge & Marshman Heating Furnace Alice H. Paker
Train Alarm R.A. Butler Airship J.F.Pickering
Radiation Detector Geo. Carruthers Folding Chair Purdgy/Sadgwar
Peanut Butter George W. Carver Hand Stamp W.B. Purvis
Paints & Satins George W. Carver Fountain Pen W.B. Purvis
Lotion & Soaps George W. Carver Dust Pan L.P.Ray
Automatic Fishing Reel George Cook Insect Destroyer Gun A.C. Richardson
Ice cream Mold A.L. Cralle Baby Buggy W.H. Richardson
Blood Plasma Dr. Charles Drew Sugar Refinement N. Rillieux
Horse Riding Saddle Wm. D. Davis Clothes Dryer G.T. Sampson
Shoe W.A. Detiz Celluar Phone Henry Sampson
Player Piano Joseph Dickinson Pressing Comb Walter Sammons
Arm for Recording Player Joseph Dickinson Curtain Rod S.R. Scottron
Doorstop O. Dorsey Lawn Sprinkler J.W. Smith
Doorknob O. Dorsey Automatic Gearshift R.B. Spikes
Photo Print Wash Clatonia J. Dorticus Urinalysis Machine Dewey Sanderson
Photo Embossing Machine Clatonia J. Dorticus Hydraulic Shock Absorber Ralph Sanderson
Postal Letter Box P.B. Dowing Refrigerator J. Standard
Toilet T. Elkins Mop T.W. Stewart
Furniture Caster David A. Fisher Stairclimbing Wheelchair Rufus J. Weaver
Guitar Robert Flemming ,Jr Helicopter Paul E. Williams
Golf Tee George F. Grant Fire Escape Ladder J.B. Winters
Motor J. Gregory Telephone Transmitter Granville T. Woods
Lantern Micheal Harney Electric Cutoff Switch Granville T. Woods
Thermo Hair Curlers Soloman Harper Relay Instrument Granville T. Woods
Gas Burner B.F. Jackson Telephone System Granville T. Woods
Kitchen Table H.A. Jackson Galvanic Battery Granville T. Woods
Video Commander Joseph N. Jackson Electric Raillway System Granville T. Woods
Remote Controllers Joseph N. Jackson Roller Coaster Granville T. Woods
Sani-Phone Jerry Johnson Auto Air Brake Granville T. Woods

Or are they myths? This is a serious question! I'm actually really curious.
@ Chris, you can count on it =)
lol website, nope. I got it from some black guy!!!!!!! =)
@ Chris, come on man.
@ Predizzle, you idiot. I'm white!

Shouldn't people in business be polite and attentive? I found some items in my parents estate that I thought a local sports memorabilia and ephemera dealer, who advertises on the local radio, would be interested in. Old post cards and some baseball player caricatures. He told me nothing was of any real value and added that even if the caricatures were artist originals and framed he wouldn't buy them. I thought old postcards were very collectible right now. I have about 100 and am asking for the - that's only 10 cents apiece! The ones in his store he's asking anywhere fro to . On his ads he says he buys anything old. What is his game?

My daughter is always scratching her dvd movies and I was wondering if there is some thing like a chip of some kind that I could record the movies in and put the chip into the portable dvd and play the movies there.That way my daughter won't be able to scratch the movies.Thanx, any answers will be appreciated.

So this summer I cleaned out my basement and came across this old, antique radio cabinet that I think was my great-great grandmothers. It stands up but it has no back, and there isn't anything inside of it. I don't want to throw it out and I have a feeling since half of it is missing it wouldn't be of much value to sell. So I was wondering if any of you guys have ideas of how I can restore it in a fun way so that it looks more modern and not so antique-ish? It may sound strange a bit confusing, so I'm sorry for that...but I would just hate to throw it out! Give me your ideas...no matter what they are!! =)
Haha thats funny you mention the tank, because I actually had one that I thought of putting in there but its to big...and im not to sure how stable it is either! I'll have to check it out!

I think that for a player to genuinely (anything "official" doesn't necessarily means it's real or true) have the single-season home run record he must hit 61 home runs in 154 games or less because imagine if Ruth had played for the eight extra games (162 games) he could've had more than 60 and Roger Maris would not have been able to pass the Babe.

As for McGwire and Sosa, those guys were phony and I'm sure that without the help of steroids they would not have hit as many home run as they did.

This is more like something you would see out of a Science Fiction movie, but what If one day there was a device that could record your dreams while you were sleeping, would you use it? Fore say this device could record your brain activity, like how a DVD players laser reads the disc and decodes it then so you can view it on the TV. Like if this device worked somewhat the same way as a DVD player would, it scans your thoughts and records it then so the next day when you wake up you could view it. I'm only looking for opinions.

I am taking an old antique radio and putting a new sound system in it. Its about 3 ft tall.. 10' deep... I want to put the speakers out of the front but i have a 10' sub i would like to put in it.. should i put it below the two speakers facing the same way or put it facing the ground.. or facing the rear.... let me know... this might sound stupid but its just a project im trying because i have extra stuff that i wont use and have lots of time on my hands.. get back to me... thanks

can i record from my DVR to that device cause i wanna buy it and its a 1 day sale and it would be the coolest thing to record things from tv and transfer it to there.. PLEASEEEEEEE i need help to see if thats possible .. here is the website www.woot.com

I cannot understand why in the world the sports writers and such are on a band wagon to rail this guy. Yes he maybe very difficult to approach and he has an attitude. Lets face it though for all those who want to deny his right to the hall without a stupid asterick. The man broke the record period. Nothing was ilegal at the time of him chasing the record. With other players in history having huge problems with alcahol and drugs and beating there wives no one looks at them. I think the writers and annoucers are hypocrytes

I can watch the recorded program on the DVD in the DVD recorder itself, but for example, the DVD will not play in my portable DVD player or Xbox or my other regular DVD player? Any ideas on why?

Think about it. If I were a steroid free player who hit 700 home runs during the supposed "steroid era", I would have eventually faced quite a few steroid enhanced pitchers in my career. By this rationale I would have accomplished more than Hank Aaron who only hit 755 without the possibility of facing enhanced pitchers.

Let's break it down:

- He is 25 years old
- He is about 5 years from his prime
- He has 175 home runs
- He is ranked 345th all-time
- If you do all the math (I did because I'm bored) he is on pace if he plays untill he is 40 (average) to hit aproximetely 668 homeruns which would put him in 3rd! (Not counting the cheater)
- Ryan Howard (talked about a lot in terms of record) has only 2 home runs more than Cabrera and is 3 years older.
-He has never been seriously injured

AND YET HE SEEMS TO NEVER BE TALKED ABOUT WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE RECORD!!! Why???

Credit:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/HR_career.shtml

http://mlb.mlb.com/stats/individual_stats_player.jsp?playerID=408234&statType=1

And a calculator!!

I really want to buy my boyfriend a new record player because his dad had to sell his when they were in a money crunch

Ive been looking at this one and it has everything, other than speakers
I obviously dont know much about record players, but i was wondering if anyone knew if this had speakers built into it or not
http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-EMERSON-PORTABLE-RECORD-PLAYER-HAS-NEEDLE-WORKS_W0QQitemZ250673535896QQcategoryZ48649QQcmdZViewItem

lol sorry, I thought that i had put that in there before

I have an A309 antique radios it looks exactly like these radios on this link
http://radioatticarchives.com/radio.php?radio=7322

anything, really, as long as it's in reasonable price range (around 0 or less). the best of the best, and it's a huge add-on if it can record things, through an a/v. defenatly needs to play MUSIC and have a good catigorization system, a decent OS, and nice video playblack.

thanks alot

My wife recently brought home a mid-1950s RCA "New Orthophonic" record player, model 7-HF-5.

The player has three speakers-- a centrally mounted 6.5-inch main speaker, and two auxiliary 3.5-inch speakers pointed away from the main speaker's projection at 45-degree angles.

I am attempting to restore this record player to good working condition. I have replaced the tubes and the needle (not the easiest things to find) and now need speakers (which seem impossible to find) because the originals are busted. In fact, the main speaker is nothing but a metal frame-- the original either rotted away or was broken by abuse. The auxiliary 3.5s have a couple of small torn places in the cones and generally sound pretty cruddy.

I was informed by a home and car audio tech today that I certainly wouldn't be able to replace them with simple car audio speakers, even though the original units are the same size as some fairly common car audio speakers. He said the impedance would probably be all wrong and thus I'd run the danger of ruining the record player's vintage amplifier unit.

The tech attempted to check the impedance of my old speakers, but was only able to get a good reading off of one of the 3.5-inch units, which measured at 3 ohms. He said we could assume the other 3.5-inch unit would have measured the same reading, but he couldn't say for sure what the 6.5-inch unit would measure. He said if he had to hazard a guess, he'd guess it would come in at around 10 ohms because the two 3.5-inch units were chained off of the 6.5-incher. But he said that's just a guesstimate, and he wouldn't buy any replacement speaker based on that.

Does anybody know the ohms of the 6.5-inch speaker in these old record players? Or where I can buy replacement speakers for it?

I'm fairly adept at minor audio repairs-- I've replaced speakers for much larger enclosures used in live music performance in the past-- but when it comes to home audio stuff this old, I'm a newbie and need a little help finding good sources for repair parts, user manuals, etc. (FYI, I'm going to try to contact RCA about it, but I don't necessarily expect much help there since this thing is more than 50 years old.)

If evolution took place, then why has mankind gone from writing upon stones to laser printers in just the past 3,500 years?

So why is it that mankind has only discovered better inventions in the past few thousand years?

If we evolved, as evolutionists claim, then why didn't man discover ink a thousand years ago?

There were NO planes, cars, computers, refrigerators, electricity, lights, gas, powered-equipment, telephones, recording devices, CD players, MP3 players, other modern technological inventions--just a mere 170 years ago.

This is just another undeniable PROOF that evolution is a lie. If mankind had evolved, then men would have discovered these inventions a very long time ago

It's amazing to me how people continually place God and the Bible on trial; yet unquestioningly accept the teaching of evolution by some teacher or "scientists". This just shows their wicked heart of unbelief in the Word of God

I take the Word of God anyday!!
If we evolved at least 10000 years ago, we would have invented all those things a long time ago but we didn't! Only a few hundred years! Because we NEVER evolved!!

The one i've got is a portable one, and has three speeds on it,fast, medium and slow. I was wondering if it plays 33's, or the newer ones I've got. Thanks.